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Swimming with the Sharks

by Joe Cassady

A millionaire threw a massive party for his 50th birthday. During the party, he grabbed the microphone and announced to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.

"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."

So the party continued with no events in the pool until suddenly, there was a great splash and all the guests of the party ran to the pool to see what had happened.

In the pool a man was swimming as hard as he could and fins came out of the water and jaws were snapping and the guy kept swimming. The sharks were gaining on him. Luckily, the guy reached the other end of the pool, got out, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabbed the microphone and said, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?"

The guy grabbed the microphone from the millionaire and said, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk that pushed me in!"

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