OZZY OSBOURNE: PRINCE OF DARKNESS, CHRISTMAS SCROOGE
says his best-ever Christmas was when he was unconscious in hospital.
The Black Sabbath singer says he hates the holiday season and would do anything to avoid it.
He said: "I had a Christmas number one. The only thing is that I was in hospital. When I did that thing with Kelly, I then nearly killed myself in a quad bike accident.
"I was in a coma for a while, so I missed Christmas, thank god.
"If I want to miss Christmas I'll get on my quad bike and break my neck again."
Ozzy (also) has been quoted saying, "I hate Christmas, I hate it. Everything stops. When I used to drink it was a good excuse to get drunk for two weeks. Now I just hate it.
"I have to unravel all these presents. What a waste of paper."