Sadly the title is true, this really happened!  Police in Boulder, Colorado arrested a 22 year old man for peeing on a girl.  He came up behind her and put his arm around her.  The woman said, "Um really?"  A few seconds later the woman felt some sort of liquid of hitting her leg.  She thought he was spilling beer but it was way too warm to be a brew.  Apparantly this guy was so drunk he thought he was peeing on another dude.  What ever happened to just hitting on the next girl you see, wow that is ridiculous!!  Ladies what would you do to a guy that urinated on you in a bar??