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Where's Brian Collins When We Need Him Most?

by Nick Vitrano

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to center court Markus Burden of Frankfort, Illinois.  Four attempts from half-court for an $11,000 credit to your spring tuition.  Here’s Markus’ final shot at the prize:


Well done, Markus.  Congratulations.  I only wish fellow Ball Stater Brian Collins could have been there to witness and narrate the momentous occasion.  That’s the perfect “boom goes the dynamite” moment.  I've watched this a hundred times, but it never gets old: